I sometimes act and sing

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

(Source: antiteen)

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

(Source: meladoodle)

fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:



What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 


Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:

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What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 

Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

(Source: guns-and-humor)

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

  • 1DHQ:  Who wants to drop the song title?
  • Louis: No.
  • Harry: *mumbles* Steal My Someone you can have fun with
  • Zayn: I forgot my Twitter password all of the sudden
  • Niall: They would call me The Irony Man for the rest of my life
  • Liam: Sure I'll just learn how to write full words without any grammar mistakes real quick

literallyrad:

first day back at school

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kindofleigh:

Oh hey look it’s the leaderboard from their gaming video. 

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Wait a second.

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Is that?

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But wasn’t it…image

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly

mufasa

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed)

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

(Source: guns-and-humor)